Demotivational

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Demotivational

Postby Corrigan Phoenix » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:15 pm

FIRST FORUM POST!!!

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Boc » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:27 pm

Haha I love it, creepy/pissed off babies = win
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Bane Of Kings » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:25 pm

win :lol:.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Raven » Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Boc » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:45 am

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Raven » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:43 pm

That was funnier, lol!! :lol:
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Corrigan Phoenix » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:43 pm

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Corrigan Phoenix » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:44 am

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Re: Demotivational

Postby JackCrow » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:33 pm

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Re: Demotivational

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Re: Demotivational

Postby exitus_10 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:53 pm

I have not returned! Be afraid or something.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Erunanion » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:57 pm

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Re: Demotivational

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Gaius Marius » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:07 am

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Two images were removed from this post because they contained inappropriate language.
I know you guys are having a laugh here, but please try to keep it clean.

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Gaius Marius » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:52 am

Sorry Ghur, wasn't sure what was and wasn't appropriate.

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:54 pm

Okay, it's not strictly demotivational, but still. Here we go...


NOTE:

The material in this post could be considered offensive to those of the Christian faith.

Spoiler: Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!

The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.

Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Ghurlag » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:38 pm


Right guys, I don't like having to edit people's posts, so I'm going going to point you all at

viewtopic.php?f=22&t=16
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=11

Please consider these rules before you post something. Specifically,

Pyroriffic wrote:2) Refrain from knowingly causing offence to any entity represented on this forum or otherwise.


Pyroriffic wrote:
PLEASE keep swearing to a minimum, or preferably not at all. It's not like it's a necessary thing on a public forum frequented by all age groups. Use your common sense.


On language, use the metric of whether you'd be comfortable talking like that in front of, say, your mother. The occasional blip will be ignored, but too much will land you in trouble.

Xisor, your last post could be considered offensive to those of the Christian faith. I'm assuming that you didn't realise that. People should note that there are a wide range of sensibilities out here that don't necessarily match their own.

I'm going to take the approach that previous posts that required editing came from people not thinking too much rather than anyone actually being out to offend. Consider this a reminder to self-censor before you post.


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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:40 pm

:shock:

Offensive to the Christian Faith?

Why did Jesus cross the road?
You'll never get to know, it someone might find it offensive to even mention him.


(NB: I don't think this has been the result of 'not thinking' and, as a thinking person, I resent the implication [Nay: I find it offensive!].)
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Ragnar Blackmane » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:51 pm

Ghurlag- And you have offended me, by censureing a harmless poem.

This thread even takes the piss out of Internet childbaiting! How can you censure a joke against religion but not one taking the piss out of a method used by pedophiles?

Please, get your bloody priorities straightened out, and leave us in peace. Unless something is so obviously offencive, or somebody complains about something, leave it be.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby JackCrow » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:15 pm

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