Warhammer Haiku

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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Tyrant » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:42 am

"I'm Alpharius!"
"Don't listen to him, I am!"
"You're all idiots."
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jelboy » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:51 am

I am Spartacaus
No I am the Spartacus
So just Kill them all

(sorry - nonwarhammer - inspired by previous]
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jaraknarn » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:59 am

GW Stock holdings meeting

People play Dread Fleet
No, seriously, they do!
Stop laughing at me
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Tyrant » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:02 pm

Nom nom nom nom nom
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Nom nom burp nom nom
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jelboy » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:08 pm

a nom creative masterpiece! :lol:
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jaraknarn » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:21 pm

Haha, very inciteful

Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!
Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!
Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orcs?!?!?!?
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:39 pm

For the Greater Good!
Do it for the fish people!
We suck in melee.
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:39 pm

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Let me guess, Private Baldrick,
Boom boom boom boom boom?
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:44 pm

GET TO DA CHOPPA!
BUT CHOPPAS INT FOR FLYIN!
DA BELLYPOPPA!
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Tyrant » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:59 pm

In the grim darkness
Of the far future, there is
No cake, heretic!
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:18 pm

Follow the Codex!
But it's really boring, sir!
Tough! Now, paint me blue.
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Commander Shadow » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:18 am

We are simply men
Shoulder to shoulder standing
Against the dark void
- And there arose from the abyss a terrible beast and the armies of man were laid low by the walls of the ancient city. The ground shook and the skies trembled and all knew as the beast had come forth and that the end of time was upon them.

"Shadow is always right, except when he tries to save his men from charging orks" - Ang
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:57 am

Slaanesh calls to me,
Her words the last I shall hear.
Bom-chika-wow-wow......
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jaraknarn » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:24 pm

Haha, awesome Raz


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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jelboy » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:18 pm

Sent Submissions to
BL lead to big failure
should you try again?
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Tyrant » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:31 pm

Submissions sent in
Tortuous waiting ensues
Will the anguish end?
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jaraknarn » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:51 pm

How Prospero burned
How shining Prospero burned
Only the Wolves know
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Bane Of Kings » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:50 am

Yesterday It was working.
Today It is not.
I blame Horus.

-The Emperor.
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Jaraknarn » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:01 am

Early bird gets worm.
Worm escapes sleep deprived bird.
Bird orders take out.



Not 40k related but, its very early and I'm very tired.
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Re: Warhammer Haiku

Postby Raziel4707 » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:50 am

Sent sub to BL,
It garnered not a sausage.
One elsewhere. Success.
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